His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
we should paint friendship bongs
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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