u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
should my penis look like a turkey
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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