and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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