Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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