I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You may now shotgun with the bride
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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