is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I will pee on everything he values.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
