Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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