is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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