she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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