everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
These tits shall not be calmed
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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