All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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