How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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