sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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