OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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