Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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