Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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