And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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