Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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