question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
