i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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