Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I did not marry a roomba.
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