I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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