it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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