rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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