from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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