Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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