i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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