Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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