Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
