I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They took my balls.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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