Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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