I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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