Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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