Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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