i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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