lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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