How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Who died my cat blue again?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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