Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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