Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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