I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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