i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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