I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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