names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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