White coat. Heels.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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