Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
