I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
