why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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