I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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