if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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