This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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